When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
when you eat gushers your head turns into the fruit of the flavor that you eat so why the fuck did the black kids head turn into an octopus
choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
As Christmas draws closer, I think we all need to take a moment and remember that THIS guy -
- is the one who told Mary that she was pregnant with Jesus. Let’s all just picture how THAT conversation actually went down, shall we?
Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing.
HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.
HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.